Beat this one...

gridgway · Post by **gridgway** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:03 am

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1337981.htm

Just a work of art!

Graham

Nick Moss · Post by **Nick Moss** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:14 am

That just proves that proper English is no longer taught in our schools

gridgway · Post by **gridgway** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:22 am

Certainly not in the school that person went to! I'm wondering if it's a scam ad.

My 15 year old has loads of stories of her English teacher's shocking grasp of the English language!

Graham

Nige · Post by **Nige** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:00 am

I sincerely hope that Tom Thomas isn't a fellow Derbyshire man.

Nick, are you assuming this fellow is a product of the current educational system?

For what its worth, I'm sure there will be some that disagree, but I think the current standards of education are much higher than they were 30 or 40 years ago.

964RS · Post by **964RS** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:38 am

stopped reading after 2nd paragraph....it was hurting my head

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:10 am

rang dat numbers for chat to about porch but not arnsered but then its might not be brake time and tom in maths yet i thinking witch is shame a good price

Nige · Post by **Nige** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:23 am

To be that bad takes a lot of effort and skill.

Mike, if you get in touch with them let me know weer day at as I will drive alround and takes a very looks good at it and can then report tell back what I finded out abot it.

Del · Post by **Del** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:54 am

964RS wrote:stopped reading after 2nd paragraph....it was hurting my head

me too. shockingly poor ad. Ironically, the car looks quite nice in the pics.

Post by **Bootsy** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:29 pm

I'd lovE to share a pint with Tom Thomas. He has such a way with words!

sng45 · Post by **sng45** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:24 pm

After reading that I bet JK Rowling's shitting herself in case he decides to write a novel !

or - if Tom Thomas is a ddk member and viewing this post -

afta reeding tat eye bat j k wowling shite in ersen in cas e wonts two rite a buk !

210bhp · Post by **210bhp** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:50 pm

I had the biggest laugh in ages reading that ad. Do you think there is any significance that all the photos are taken in a cemetery?
Would there be any danger if I turned up to buy the car with a wad of cash?

Regards
Mike

Mike Usiskin · Post by **Mike Usiskin** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:41 pm

arrrrrggghgghhhhhhh

gridgway · Post by **gridgway** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:45 pm

I actually had another read and it's quite interesting. It's jam packed full of stuff, I'm actually getting into it. I think I quite like the style. It's like a load of thoughts wirling round anf then piling out. It's growing on me.

Graham

PSut · Post by **PSut** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:47 pm

Is this some sort of Derbyshire street language? Ayyee!

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:48 am

nick-moss wrote:That just proves that proper English is no longer taught in our schools

advert looks fine to me. but, then i left school at 15 without the ability to read or write more than my name & address. it should be pointed out i'm (much) the same age as you Mr Moss.