On a golf tour in Germany, Tiger Woods drives his new Porsche 911 into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical German manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Wie gehts mit Ihnen" says the attendant.
Tiger says a quick "fine and good day to you too" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
'Whot arrr zoos?' asks the attendant. 'They're called tees' replies Tiger. 'Well, whot arrrr zies for?' inquires the attendant.
'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving', says Tiger.
'Mein Gott', says the German, 'Porsche zinks of everyzink!'
Tiger Woods
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Re: Tiger Woods
Very good!
I love the smell of burnt rubber and hydrocarbons in the morning, it smells of......victory.