English Hospitality

[barryb]

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group
and explore the city on his own.



He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a
quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have
a pint of Guinness.

After a while, he finds himself in a very high class
neighbourhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no
restaurants, and worst of all... NO PUBLIC TOILETS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinness's.

He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the
adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobby,
who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."


"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really,
really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public toilet."


"Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me".

He leads him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate,
which he opens.

"In there," points the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want."


The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he
has ever seen.
Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge
beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.


Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby,
"That was really decent of you... is that what you call
'English Hospitality'?"

"No, sir" replies the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

Apologies to our French members, but they can tell it the other way round, it's just as funny.


Barry

[JB-L]

Brrrilliant!