DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/sales/1337981.htm

Just a work of art!

Graham

That just proves that proper English is no longer taught in our schools

Certainly not in the school that person went to! I'm wondering if it's a scam ad.

My 15 year old has loads of stories of her English teacher's shocking grasp of the English language!

Graham

I sincerely hope that Tom Thomas isn't a fellow Derbyshire man.

Nick, are you assuming this fellow is a product of the current educational system?

For what its worth, I'm sure there will be some that disagree, but I think the current standards of education are much higher than they were 30 or 40 years ago.

stopped reading after 2nd paragraph....it was hurting my head

rang dat numbers for chat to about porch but not arnsered but then its might not be brake time and tom in maths yet i thinking witch is shame a good price

To be that bad takes a lot of effort and skill.

Mike, if you get in touch with them let me know weer day at as I will drive alround and takes a very looks good at it and can then report tell back what I finded out abot it.

964RS wrote:stopped reading after 2nd paragraph....it was hurting my head

me too. shockingly poor ad. Ironically, the car looks quite nice in the pics.

I'd lovE to share a pint with Tom Thomas. He has such a way with words!

After reading that I bet JK Rowling's shitting herself in case he decides to write a novel !

or - if Tom Thomas is a ddk member and viewing this post -

afta reeding tat eye bat j k wowling shite in ersen in cas e wonts two rite a buk !

I had the biggest laugh in ages reading that ad. Do you think there is any significance that all the photos are taken in a cemetery?
Would there be any danger if I turned up to buy the car with a wad of cash?

Regards
Mike

arrrrrggghgghhhhhhh

I actually had another read and it's quite interesting. It's jam packed full of stuff, I'm actually getting into it. I think I quite like the style. It's like a load of thoughts wirling round anf then piling out. It's growing on me.

Graham

Is this some sort of Derbyshire street language? Ayyee!

nick-moss wrote:That just proves that proper English is no longer taught in our schools

advert looks fine to me. but, then i left school at 15 without the ability to read or write more than my name & address. it should be pointed out i'm (much) the same age as you Mr Moss.