Found wife cheating !!

[stuby]

Man came home early one evening to find his wife tucked up in bed with his best mate. Enraged, he drags him out of bed butt naked and drags him kicking and screaming down into his workshop at the bottom of the garden. He then proceeds to clamp him into a vice using his manhood, snapping the vice handle off when completed.
he then takes a large hacksaw off the wall, whereby his mate screams - '' You're not going to cut my c**k off with that are you ? ''
''No'' the man replies, ''You are - I'm gonna burn my workshop down !!''