Chinese sick leave...

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All tiied up
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Chinese sick leave...

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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........

You got nice house


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