Making the 914 less 'butt ugly' :?

swapped · Post by **swapped** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:53 am

Searching for a picture for another thread, I found this instead, that I've missed previously:

One of the finest engineered production sports cars ever built is the Porsche 914. It is also recognized that among autos on the road the Porsche 914 is one butt ugly auto. In an effort to reconcile the disparity between the handling properties and the aeordynamics we here at Scari.Org have merged our crafts to bring the Rankle 914.2 into being.

http://scari.org/914.2.too-.html

Oh yeah - that's much better!

Carl

autohausdolby · Post by **autohausdolby** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:18 am

OMFGWTF!

defianty · Post by **defianty** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:24 am

Gary71 · Post by **Gary71** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:46 am

Maybe this quote sums it up best:

"the 914 Rankle is a road machine designed to suck on asphault."

Indeed...

East Coast Dave · Post by **East Coast Dave** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:41 pm

Maybe this quote sums it up best:

"the 914 Rankle is a road machine designed to suck on asphault."

As Wayne (as in World) once said: "it certainly does suck"

What makes an American "cultural research think tank"

believe they can improve on solid German engineering?

fourteener · Post by **fourteener** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:49 pm

I agree -It is certainly 'scari'

Helen · Post by **Helen** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:40 pm

girlfriends a bit of a looker though

Nige · Post by **Nige** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:03 pm

'bifurcated splined and morticed roof stowed and secured'

guess its got flux capacitor in there as well

swapped · Post by **swapped** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:20 pm

Nige wrote:'bifurcated splined and morticed roof stowed and secured'

I get splined and morticed , but bifurcated is new to me - I'm guessing it's 'cut in half', expressed in pretentious-ese?

abm914 · Post by **abm914** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:04 pm

What a crock of shite!

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:04 pm

swapped wrote:, but bifurcated is new to me - I'm guessing it's 'cut in half', expressed in pretentious-ese?

Bifurcated ( split ) rivet !

Racecraft76 · Post by **Racecraft76** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:32 pm

Why have a classic for its original class when you can turn it into a poor copy of a mid 90s honda CRX.

OOOFT!?!

Gilbert '71 T · Post by **Gilbert '71 T** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:44 pm

Scari...

Stupid c***s are ruining it.

fourteener · Post by **fourteener** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:02 pm

Cocks Darren

?

Gilbert '71 T · Post by **Gilbert '71 T** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:02 pm

fourteener wrote:Cocks Darren ?

Nice of you to offer James...but erm no thanks

Of course.... what else would it be