Hi O-B,
really sorry to hear / see the results of being attacked by a hairdresser.
However, another salutory tip -
On Sheldonhurst cars [ and later of that ilk ] the bumper attachment was via a dumb iron that came off the front beam. A simple affair that attached via an exhaust clamp around the beam and then a piece of 30mm x 3mm strip as ye olde fashioned cars of the 50's and 60's that braced the back of the bumper. The rear end bracket [ dumb iron ] came off the lower rear cross bar that also acted as a support for the rear bodywork. That is to say the bumper ACTUALLY does something other than look pretty. As you can see from the pix - it didn't take much to rip thro' the GRP. OK - the bumper would then probably have been destroyed. But it's a force in the other direction that I would have been more wary of - ie if the crash had been head on. Fortunately GRP is VERY easy to repair. However, I would also like to see the pix of your fist in his mouth.
Hmmmm - now going back to seat belts / seat bases similarly attached.
Beachcomber