still my fav joke - short and funny

Jonny Hart · Post by **Jonny Hart** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:29 pm

Scientists have proven that women have more hair on the hole.

redrobin911 · Post by **redrobin911** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:49 pm

Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:14 am

Two parrots sat on a perch ,
one says to the other "can you smell fish ?"

redrobin911 · Post by **redrobin911** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:54 am

drummerboytom wrote:Two parrots sat on a perch ,
one says to the other "can you smell fish ?"

Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "can you smell carrot?"

redrobin911 · Post by **redrobin911** » Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:46 pm

Just remebered this one earlier today - short and sweet.

Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme........? Humpme dumpme.

23e Heure · Post by **23e Heure** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:51 am

It's not my favourite joke, but this did make me chuckle this morning:

jury · Post by **jury** » Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:22 am

When in doubt, Franchise it out

210bhp · Post by **210bhp** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:20 pm

What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

Regards
Mike

23e Heure · Post by **23e Heure** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:51 am

At 40 seconds, technically speaking it's not very short, but there is only one word used throughout:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4mlLiyjYo

Ian 2.2S · Post by **Ian 2.2S** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:32 pm

210bhp wrote:What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?

A bus shelter

Regards
Mike

How do you tell when an Ilkeston (northern version of Essex girl but rougher) girl is having an orgasm.....

she drops her chips

IanMcLeod · Post by **IanMcLeod** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:07 pm

I suffer from CDO.

23e Heure · Post by **23e Heure** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:43 pm

IanMcLeod wrote:I suffer from CDO.

My wife said that she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD....

"Close the door five times on your way out," I said

drummerboytom · Post by **drummerboytom** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:07 pm

23e Heure wrote:
IanMcLeod wrote:I suffer from CDO.
My wife said that she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD....

"Close the door five times on your way out," I said

My wife left me because of my pasta touching fetish .
I've been feeling canneloni since she left

Post by **Bootsy** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:07 pm

My good lady tells me I've only got two faults.
1. I don't listen and 2.... some other crap she was rattling on about

thorstenlarsen · Post by **thorstenlarsen** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:27 pm

Took the wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it. I actually AM a c#nt and she does want me to f#ck off

DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

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