Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies,
'I have a daughter, she's 19, slim and tall, has 40D breasts, a 24in waist and 34in hips... When she walks into the room, people say "Oh my God!"...'
Catholic respect...
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Re: Catholic respect...
Excellent.........

