Jimmy Savile

[kitchens]

A group of deslysic parents off teenage girls have just beaten up Jimmy Somerville

[cubist]

Des what? The irony!!!!!

[KS]

Des what? The irony!!!!!

[myatt1972]

I heard Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it !

[shambly]

If we're going there, i've heard these ones in the last few days...

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Q: What have Jimmy Saville, Margaret Thatcher, and Arthur Scargill got in common?

A: They all f8cked miners in the eighties.


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Q: Did you hear about the Jimmy Saville Pajamas for sale in Asda

A: They've got adult size tops but you have to squeeze into infants bottoms


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Dear Jim'll Fix it,

Could you fix it for me to go on a day trip to France with a girl in my class at school? She's well hot.

Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, age 30
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[keith fellowes]

Never mind the Jimmy Saville stuff I've just been told Morph was a playdoughfile !!!

[KS]

Saw Rolf Harris in Tescos at the weekend. Walked up to him and said "I remember when you did 'Two Little Boys' in the 1970s!" He said "B*gger off! That wasn't me, that was Jimmy Saville!"

[jackstowers]

Ive got my Halloween costume sorted, blonde wig, gold tracksuit and a cigar. That should keep the little buggers away.

[jackstowers]

I see Jimmy Savilles family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to his victims.So it leaves a small hole with no bush around it. Just what Jimmy would have wanted.

[jackstowers]

The BBC News channel have just shown pictures of three women who claim Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually forty years ago. It showed a picture of each of them recently and in the seventies. The caption underneath said
Now, Then, Now,Then, Now, Then.

[Ants]

brilliant

[Jonny Hart]

In his defence, you usually have to fiddle with something before you fix it...

[Ian 2.2S]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc

enjoy

[myatt1972]

[kitchens]

Don't believe a word of it ...pull the udder one