Appropriate use of the F word....

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Appropriate use of the F word....

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History's top 10 times for appropriate use of
the F-word:

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963

AND ... drum roll please ...

The Number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ......

"Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is gonna find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009
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Re: Appropriate use of the F word....

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Now that raised a chuckle first thing in the morning. Hope your well Mick!!
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Very good :lol:
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