Topical brew

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Bruce M
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Topical brew

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Shamelessly nicked from another forum ......



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I am from the USA, I don't get it?

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1. Tea is a type of drink made from a leaf, it's like coffee but more orangey in colour and is drunk strictly at 4pm with cakes and fancies (Look up Jack Buchanan on Youtube)
2. The pictured hobbit looking chap (Anthony Worrall Thompson) used to be a famous TV chef (like Fanny Craddock)
3. Said chef was recently arrested for thievery (like Richard Madeley)
4. In the UK we have a type of person called a Cockney, born in the East End of London (strictly within the sound of Bow Bell, but used more widely for anyone who lives south of Watford by anyone who lives north of Watford)
5. Cockneys are peculiar folk and have their own language called Cockney Rhyming Slang (Apples and Pears, Jam Jar, Raspberry Ripple etc)
6. In Cockney Rhyming Slang 'tea leaf' translates to thief


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Kind of lost in translation... :)


Let's try another one....



why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was hidden under Anthony W-T's coat.
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