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[barryb]

Jock is sitting in the bar in departures at Heathrow. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty
flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by
identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto: " We love to
fly and it shows ".
The woman looks at him blankly.
He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the
hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again , this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto: "Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says;
" What the f**k do you want?"

"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face, “Ryanair”!!!




Barry

[mike curnow]

I'am from the U.S., and don't know what Ryanair even is, but its still funny

[svens]

I'am from the U.S., and don't know what Ryanair even is, but its still funny

Ryanair is the type of airline that when they say that you have to check in before 2, and you come there at 20 seconds after 2 - you won't get on that plane 'cause the gate is unmanned...
The chance of Ryanair will give you a sandwich is equal to the chance of you spending the summer of 2012 on Mars...

[mike curnow]

Its even funnier now.

I'am from the U.S., and don't know what Ryanair even is, but its still funny

Ryanair is the type of airline that when they say that you have to check in before 2, and you come there at 20 seconds after 2 - you won't get on that plane 'cause the gate is unmanned...
The chance of Ryanair will give you a sandwich is equal to the chance of you spending the summer of 2012 on Mars...