Today's cheesy pun

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Today's cheesy pun

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Figured I'd share, found it funny.

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Is this like a joke ?
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What are those things ??
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Hey, I`m willing to find this funny...

I just need assistance.
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Is that cheese ??

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Post by Gary71 »

Nope. No idea.

Maybe I just had a sense of humour failure today! (or should that be humor? ;))
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errr!?!? you crazy yanks ;)
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Post by cubist »

So it's a cheese...

Provolone is an Italian cheese that originated in Southern Italy, where it is still produced in various shapes as in 10 to 15 cm long pear shapes, sausage shape or cone shape. The term Provolone (meaning large Provola) appeared around the end of the 19th Century when it started to be manufactured in the Southern regions of Italy, and this cheese assumed its current large size. Provolone is a semi-hard whole-milk cow cheese with a smooth skin.

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Post by cubist »

Prov-o...

for cheese-loving members of the irish republican army?

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Post by corsepervita »

Yes, it is a cheese. Sorry I didn't reply sooner, it was about 4 in the morning and I went to bed shortly after lol. So prov-together, provalone, hee haw horrible pun. And a cheesy pun.

I tried. :lol:
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Post by mycar »

Ohhhhhh, I get it... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is funny. :lol:

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mycar wrote:Ohhhhhh, I get it... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is funny. :lol:

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Post by Gary71 »

Nope. Still none the wiser!

Keep it at. I'm sure us Brits will understand eventually :lol:
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Post by mycar »

Is Pavalone an inheritantly hilarious cheese ??

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Post by corsepervita »

Sounds like "Pro-va-lone", lots of it is prov-together, one piece is prov-alone.
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