Here's another 18 rated

Bewildebeest · Post by **Bewildebeest** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:19 pm

As the bar seems to be slipping lower I'll add one that I've been holding back...........

A man goes to his Doctor for his annual health check.
"Ah welcome Mr ...er... Boxster, go behind the screen and I'll be with you in a minute"

The GP joins his patient behind the screen and after a few minutes he says

" Well I'm sorry to say Mr Boxster but you are going to have to stop w*nking"

"Why's that Doc ?"

"BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU A CHECK UP !"

DIRKBROWNFINGER · Post by **DIRKBROWNFINGER** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:09 pm

Think you need to add it was a sexy female doctor to the first bit?

Nige · Post by **Nige** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:11 pm

Bewildebeest · Post by **Bewildebeest** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:17 pm

DIRKBROWNFINGER wrote:Think you need to add it was a sexy female doctor to the first bit?

Is there any other sort ?

Disco · Post by **Disco** » Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:40 pm

we must come from different parts of the world....

My doctor was called Dr Hughson. -

He wasnt very female and he wasnt very sexy. - good doctor though