UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

[Mike911scrs]

UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!


If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead...



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your
vehicle...



From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the
shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.



The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw apair of male legs protruding from under
the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones.



Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.
She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband,
who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have
three stitches in his forehead.

regards mike

[swapped]

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead...

No, I'm safe

[Mike Usiskin]

I'm alive

[East Coast Dave]

I'm very much alive, and had to explain myself to the auditor whose company I have the pleasure of this afternoon.

[Matt black70]

Don't be shy Mike, you can own up to it

[Bertroex]

Nige knows about my secret of always having a spare set of pants in the car.

If I'm lucky they are not female thongs- handy if you got caught out.




Bert