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Bertroex
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A woman was getting changed in her flat when she hear's a knock at the door, being half naked at the time she doesn't really want to answer it.

The caller keeps knocking and so she calls, who is it?
"The blind man" came the reply.
She lets him in thinking it doesn't matter if she's half naked because he's blind.

The guy walks in and says "nice boobs, where do you want your blinds?"

;)

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Post by 912uk »

:wink: now you know why I'm the blind man :lol: :lol: :lol:
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