Have a good day

[drummerboytom]

A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new Boxster out of the
car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly
nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.

Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!"

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to
catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer Walked up to
the driver's side of the Boxster, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend.
If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman....
......I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman

[Pablo]

Ha Ha Ha very good!