Looks fast standing still even...

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:56 am

Looks lovely doesn't it? Goes even better when it's got some bloody juice in it... this is us parked up waiting for the lovely Mrs C (who is witty, slim, clever and beautiful) to rescue us with a can of 2 star after i'd forgotten that i'd put it away last time on reserve

NB: very small village - even the pub was closed f'crissake!

912uk · Post by **912uk** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:03 am

Doh!! and you had the balls to post this hear and think we were not going to take the pi55

I hope Mrs C (who is witty, slim, clever and beautiful) took her time to alow you lots of time to ponder over your sillyness...

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:17 am

Mrs C (witty, slim, clever and beautiful) keeps both my left and right safely in a jar in the kitchen in case I get any ideas above my station

louis356 · Post by **louis356** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:03 pm

Mrs C (witty, slim, clever and beautiful) ,yes...

... But those blokes in that car look a bit heafty, it's nearly scrapin' it's floorpan on the floor. Too many pies me thinks!

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:19 pm

You mean Ruup and Gervais?

Lovely boys but yes there's far too many Bacardis passing those pinched lips believe me

Milly · Post by **Milly** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:08 pm

How did you get it that low at the front??

way cool

Post by **Bootsy** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:34 pm

Milly wrote:How did you get it that low at the front??

way cool

He eats 5 Gingsters Chicken and Mushroom slices a day, washed down with a tub of lard.

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:49 pm

To get it really low: 4x assorted spanners, 2x trolley jacks, 6x 4"x4" wood blocks, 3x big fat chaps, 1x pr of axle stands, 2x dremel files, 1x hacksaw, 1x pr Smart 35 series and 3x lower vertebre (so my £45 p/hour lumber specialist tells me as he purrs away in his Q7 to the minimalist Germanic living space he calls home... Grrr)

What you can't see is that the spare wheel well only has 35mm clearance - so not too good over discarded chips, fag butts or small change... hood's open for user fuel check access not poor fit!