The Importance of your tax return

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The Importance of your tax return

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The Importance of Accuracy in your Tax Return

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, Do you have anyone dependent on you?
The man wrote: "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus
600+ idiots in Parliament and the entire European Commission".

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was "Who did I miss out?".
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Excellent

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Re: The Importance of your tax return

Post by Gary71 »

Spot on.

I'm doing mine today. Maybe I'll try it :)
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