Why because your cars are tax excempt while the Porsche 912E is sadly NOT bless with such a privilege
However on 9/12/2006 i decide to take the old Fudgester out for a quick blast. The day was dry and sunny and looking at my Bootilicious Brown Babe in the winter sunshine make me feel good,
Yes the Roadtax had expired but when some local pillock with an R reg FORD Mundaneo who's tax expired in March 2005 can STILL use his car every day and not get punished after i have contacted the DVLA,(and the local Police), about the issue countless times I though 'What the Hell, Bollocks to Gordon Brown, lets go for it!!'
So I did................
I fitted the battery back inside and wakening Fudge from her winter slumber took about 20 seconds as the fuel injection system primed up to pressure. As she fired up tears built up in my eyes as on hearing her engine after a few months inactivity was like hearing the voice of a long lost
So we slowly proceeded out of the lock-up and headed for one of my favourite local twisty roads and had as much fun as a consenting adult can whilst remaining fully dressed
After about 20 minutes we returned and Fudge was put back into hibernation. I removed the battery, closed her bonnet and kissed her Porsche bonnet badge as a kind of loving "thank-you babes". I then went inside home and played some James Marshall Hendrix on good old vinyl naturally.
My whole weekend was some much better after our brief liason together.
I quite simply
..........well i'd rather shove live Hornets up my rectal orifice.
Rick "Fudgemeister"Horvath,
Flying the 'Freak flag' high for the Porsche 912E

