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I think they've discovered some new strain Mushrooms and are indulging big style
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The back end looks like a Quatt heat pump.
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they've been playing to much GTA ..

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Hugo 356 wrote:Don't ask me how they got hold of the inside back cover of my 3rd year geography workbook

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My son sent me this and I hoped it was another joke, but this appears to be ‘formal’ leak. I know it’s just a concept as there are a million technical reasons that this won’t work, but the whole point of a concept is to sell your vision.

If this is it then I’m really sad for the brand.
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I'm imagining a future reimagining of Romeo and Juliet, where the Montagues are in Cybertrucks and the Capulets are in these things. Ultra-rich wankstains of both right and left-leaning persuasions, and their kids want fụck all to do with them, they just want decent public transport.
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I thought this site applauded mavericks?

I reckon you’re all wrong. Give it a week or two and Jag’s order books will be brimming.
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I think you're right - sort of. They'll hit a completely different demographic and as much as their heritage and history is important they need to. Otherwise it will the brand will end up a memory - like Rover
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I was wondering what this was for. Fortunately the Telegraph's Andrew English was at the Gaydon launch for the PR & Design Teams to enlighten us; 'the spirit of Gwyneth Paltrow’s batty Goop mail order firm was never far from the car when they introduced The Prism. This gimcrack case with sliding doors was filled with rare stone or metal oblong tablets which can be detached, drenched in scent and fitted into slots in the doors to allow occupants “to slow down their lives”.'

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Hugo 356 wrote:I was wondering what this was for. Fortunately the Telegraph's Andrew English was at the Gaydon launch for the PR & Design Teams to enlighten us; 'the spirit of Gwyneth Paltrow’s batty Goop mail order firm was never far from the car when they introduced The Prism. This gimcrack case with sliding doors was filled with rare stone or metal oblong tablets which can be detached, drenched in scent and fitted into slots in the doors to allow occupants “to slow down their lives”.'

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Trouble is right now I can’t tell if this is deep sarcasm or an actual quote from the press release…:)
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The last line is classic! :lol:
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