Scotland, the home of golf generosity

[210bhp]

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake
of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency,
here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta
afford any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o
decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit.

Regards
Mike

[Mike]

quiet day Mike......

[Tp81]

Nice one Mike, appeals to me as a golfer. Jokes that require a bit of visualisation are always better, and that one works for me!

[210bhp]

quiet day Mike......

No mike, Ive had a busy day, I was shopping at Sainsbury's this morning, helped Leslie milk a cow, went for a few beers at lunch and then a few holes at the golf this afternoon.

Regards
Mike

[Mike]