A liitle trip to Switzerland sounded nice. We could have sat by the lake with Paddy, sipping coffee and eating chocolate chatting about the springbok series and hopefully,......... The lovely new light ivory road car he had just got for himself and poured over a few period photos perhaps with a few nice girls (he famously dated Sarah Ferguson before Prince Andrew) in the background.
But no, he doesn't live in Geneva any more!
Great! we thought, maybe he's now in Rio or Sydney or Cape Town, still could be a great trip,
Oh no, it Berkshire (nothing wrong with Berkshire but its not Rio) .......
Ah well, passports back in the drawer.