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A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light.”

I like that one.
Dave, the mad physicist

I thought the receptionist said - 'No matter?'

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, “Get out, you blasphemer. How dare you call yourself the ‘God particle’?”
The Higgs boson replies: “But without me there is no mass”

Nice jokes Brendan. Got quite a chuckle.

Now one for those who remember their quantum physics A level

An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

bjmullan wrote:Now one for those who remember their quantum physics A level

An electron is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over. The policeman says: “Sir, do you realise you were travelling at 130km per hour?” The electron goes: “Oh great, now I’m lost.”

Very good :- )

What ever you do Ian don't tell them the answer!

A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The layman says: “How fascinating. The sheep in Wales are black.” The scientist says: “No. There is one sheep in Wales which is black.” The mathematician sighs and rolls his eyes. “I beg to differ. There is one sheep in Wales, one side of which is black.”

bjmullan wrote:A layman, a scientist and a mathematician are driving through Wales when they spot a black sheep on a hillside. The layman says: “How fascinating. The sheep in Wales are black.” The scientist says: “No. There is one sheep in Wales which is black.” The mathematician sighs and rolls his eyes. “I beg to differ. There is one sheep in Wales, one side of which is black.”

And the quantum physicist says:

"Actually there is a probability there is a sheep in the vicinity which the very act of trying to locate would possibly result in it being somewhere else, the colour of which is dependent on your location and the spectrum you are viewing"

Love it MT. Ties in nicely with the other joke

MT wrote:
And the quantum physicist says:

"Actually there is a probability there is a sheep in the vicinity which the very act of trying to locate would possibly result in it being somewhere else, the colour of which is dependent on your location and the spectrum you are viewing"

And you're absolutely sure this is a joke ?

Mike.

Depends in the spectrum you're interpreting it from Mike

And the engineer in the back seat says......

"Never mind the effing sheep, keep your eyes on the road"

This is the joke section.

The section for jokes.

It`s starting to look like the sectioned section.

Mike.