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Income Tax Return

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:36 pm
by 210bhp
Recently it has been pointed out by HM Revenue and Customs of the importance and accuracy in completing your tax return.


The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question "Do you have anyone dependent upon you?, the man wrote:







"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 649 self serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".

The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

His reply to the HMRC was "Ok, who did I miss out?".


Regards
Mike


















 

 

 

Re: Income Tax Return

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:25 pm
by davep
The civil service?

Re: Income Tax Return

Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:37 pm
by Mick Cliff
:thumbright: :lol: