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A group of deslysic parents off teenage girls have just beaten up Jimmy Somerville

Des what? The irony!!!!!

cubist wrote:Des what? The irony!!!!!

I heard Jeremy Beadle had a small hand in it !

If we're going there, i've heard these ones in the last few days...

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Q: What have Jimmy Saville, Margaret Thatcher, and Arthur Scargill got in common?

A: They all f8cked miners in the eighties.


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Q: Did you hear about the Jimmy Saville Pajamas for sale in Asda

A: They've got adult size tops but you have to squeeze into infants bottoms


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Dear Jim'll Fix it,

Could you fix it for me to go on a day trip to France with a girl in my class at school? She's well hot.

Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Forrest, age 30
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Never mind the Jimmy Saville stuff I've just been told Morph was a playdoughfile !!!

Saw Rolf Harris in Tescos at the weekend. Walked up to him and said "I remember when you did 'Two Little Boys' in the 1970s!" He said "B*gger off! That wasn't me, that was Jimmy Saville!"

Ive got my Halloween costume sorted, blonde wig, gold tracksuit and a cigar. That should keep the little buggers away.

I see Jimmy Savilles family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to his victims.So it leaves a small hole with no bush around it. Just what Jimmy would have wanted.

The BBC News channel have just shown pictures of three women who claim Jimmy Saville interfered with them sexually forty years ago. It showed a picture of each of them recently and in the seventies. The caption underneath said
Now, Then, Now,Then, Now, Then.

brilliant

In his defence, you usually have to fiddle with something before you fix it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yJUOdVyUc

enjoy

Don't believe a word of it ...pull the udder one