poor wee bird
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 5:22 pm
My budgie broke his leg to-day so i made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta's ..his little face lit up when he tried to walk ..
Unfortunately.i forgot to remove the sand paper from the bottom of his cage ...
My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with 60's pop group The Monkees .
I thought she was joking ......and then i saw her face ...
My wife suggested i get one of those penis enlargers ....so i did ...she's 21 and her name is Lucy ...
I got sacked last night from my voluntary work with the Salvation Army soup kitchen ungrateful buggers ....All i said was hurry up for goodness sake ..some of us have got homes to go to !!
Brian
Unfortunately.i forgot to remove the sand paper from the bottom of his cage ...
My wife said she was leaving me due to my obsession with 60's pop group The Monkees .
I thought she was joking ......and then i saw her face ...
My wife suggested i get one of those penis enlargers ....so i did ...she's 21 and her name is Lucy ...
I got sacked last night from my voluntary work with the Salvation Army soup kitchen ungrateful buggers ....All i said was hurry up for goodness sake ..some of us have got homes to go to !!
Brian
