Lift
Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:31 am
As sent to me - no need to be bringing the Irish into this....
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down
and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong
with you, little fellow?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me -
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says: 'Turner Brown'? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down
and says:
'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong
with you, little fellow?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks me -
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says: 'Turner Brown'? Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"!
