I canny do it...
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:40 pm
A slightly distraught Fraser calls Cubist at work and says "Och, ken y'no come over here and help me. I’ve got a new jigsaw puzzle, but I canny figure oot how to get it started."
Concerned that Fraser might be getting his favourite sequinned boobtube in a bit of a twizzle, Cubist asks Fraser what it’s supposed to be when it’s finished. He answers high-pitched and perplexed "well according to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a happy tiger but i canny see it myself"
Cubist decides to go over and help out with Fraser's puzzle...
When he arrives, it’s randomly spread across Fraser's Kylie bedspread. Cubist glances momentarily at the pieces, looks at the front of the box, turns to Wee Fraser and says "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything like a tiger and secondly, I want you to sit down, have a nice cup of relaxing camomile tea whilst I put all the Frosties back in their box OK?"
Concerned that Fraser might be getting his favourite sequinned boobtube in a bit of a twizzle, Cubist asks Fraser what it’s supposed to be when it’s finished. He answers high-pitched and perplexed "well according to the picture on the box, it's supposed to be a happy tiger but i canny see it myself"
Cubist decides to go over and help out with Fraser's puzzle...
When he arrives, it’s randomly spread across Fraser's Kylie bedspread. Cubist glances momentarily at the pieces, looks at the front of the box, turns to Wee Fraser and says "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything like a tiger and secondly, I want you to sit down, have a nice cup of relaxing camomile tea whilst I put all the Frosties back in their box OK?"
