Cert 15
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:44 pm
so,
a man and his ever-moaning wife go on holiday to Jerusalem. While they are there, and she's busting his balls about this and that, she falls down stone dead.
The local undertaker tells the man that he has two choices, pay £5000 for the body to be shipped home or pay £500 and have the body buried in the Holy Land.
Chap says without a blink - send the body home
Undertaker asks why?, after all it is the holy land.
Man answers.....
"
Some time ago a chap died here and 3 days later came back to life..... I'm not taking that f*@king chance
"
Boom Boom
a man and his ever-moaning wife go on holiday to Jerusalem. While they are there, and she's busting his balls about this and that, she falls down stone dead.
The local undertaker tells the man that he has two choices, pay £5000 for the body to be shipped home or pay £500 and have the body buried in the Holy Land.
Chap says without a blink - send the body home
Undertaker asks why?, after all it is the holy land.
Man answers.....
"
Some time ago a chap died here and 3 days later came back to life..... I'm not taking that f*@king chance
"
Boom Boom