international joke

[Bertroex]

A ventriloquist from New Zealand visiting Australia. He walks into an outback town and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Aussie 'G'day mate, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Aussie: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Aussie: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this guy your owner?' (pointing at the Aussie)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Aussie: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the Aussie)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.'
Aussie: (total look of amazement)


Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Aussie: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a blo*dy liar!!..'




Bert

[Barry]

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