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We all need a little stress-reliever!


Follow the instructions to find your new name.


Don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

A = snickle
B = doombah
C = goober
D = cheesey
E = crusty
F = greasy
G = dumbo
H = farcus
I = Dorky
J = doofus
K = funky
L = boobie
M = sleezy
N = Sloopy
O = fluffy
P = stinky
Q = slimy
R = dorfus
S = snooty
T = tootsie
U = dipsy
V = sneezy
W = liver
X = skippy
Y = dinky
Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

A = dippin
B = feather
C = batty
D = burger
E = chicken
F = barffy
G = lizard
H = waffle
I = farkle
J = monkey
K = flippin
L = fricken
M = bubble
N = rhino
O = potty
P = hamster
Q = buckle
R = gizzard
S = lickin
T = snickle
U = chuckle
V = pickle
W = Hubble
X = dingle
Y = gorilla
Z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

A = butt
B = boob
C = face
D = nose
E = hump
F = breath
G = pants
H = shorts
I = lips
J = honker
K = head
L = tush
M = chunks
N = dunkin
O = brains
P = biscuits
Q = toes
R = doodle
S = fanny
T = sniffer
U = sprinkles
V = frack
W = squirt
X = humperdinck
Y = hiney
Z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day, put more laughter in yours!

Love it

Sneezy Dippindoodle at your service. (The wife is Sleezy Dippindoodle)

My son is well on his way to laughing 146 times a day and he's only 3 months old. Kids definitely have the right outlook.

crusty featherdoodle,

there used to be another one of these to find your porn name,

ie name of your first pet was your new christian name,

then

the name of the street you grew up in, was your surname.

mine was Ringo , first dog I had and I grew up in Snakes Lane,

my name Ringo Snake.

Porn name - 'Muffin Orchard'

Very good

you bunch of school girls

you'll be making those silly paper fortune tellers before you know it.

Goober Dippinlips open for service!

(oh and Walkies A15 on the porn circuit )

I'm not sure which is worst
Sleezy Pottynose
or Spotty Mary

Spotty Mary

I used to go out with Spotty Mary - is that you?