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Making the 914 less 'butt ugly' :?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:53 am
by swapped
Searching for a picture for another thread, I found this instead, that I've missed previously:
One of the finest engineered production sports cars ever built is the Porsche 914. It is also recognized that among autos on the road the Porsche 914 is one butt ugly auto. In an effort to reconcile the disparity between the handling properties and the aeordynamics we here at Scari.Org have merged our crafts to bring the Rankle 914.2 into being.
http://scari.org/914.2.too-.html
Oh yeah - that's
much better!
Carl
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:18 am
by autohausdolby
OMFGWTF!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:24 am
by defianty
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:46 am
by Gary71
Maybe this quote sums it up best:
"the 914 Rankle is a road machine designed to suck on asphault."
Indeed...
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:41 pm
by East Coast Dave
Maybe this quote sums it up best:
"the 914 Rankle is a road machine designed to suck on asphault."
As Wayne (as in World) once said: "it certainly does suck"
What makes an American "cultural research think tank"
believe they can improve on solid German engineering?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:49 pm
by fourteener
I agree -It is certainly 'scari'
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:40 pm
by Helen
girlfriends a bit of a looker though
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:03 pm
by Nige
'bifurcated splined and morticed roof stowed and secured'
guess its got flux capacitor in there as well
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:20 pm
by swapped
Nige wrote:'bifurcated splined and morticed roof stowed and secured'
I get
splined and
morticed , but
bifurcated is new to me - I'm guessing it's 'cut in half', expressed in pretentious-ese?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:04 pm
by abm914
What a crock of shite!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:04 pm
by drummerboytom
swapped wrote:, but bifurcated is new to me - I'm guessing it's 'cut in half', expressed in pretentious-ese?
Bifurcated ( split ) rivet !
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:32 pm
by Racecraft76
Why have a classic for its original class when you can turn it into a poor copy of a mid 90s honda CRX.
OOOFT!?!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:44 pm
by Gilbert '71 T
Scari...
Stupid
c***s
are
ruining
it.
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:02 pm
by fourteener
Cocks Darren
?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:02 pm
by Gilbert '71 T
fourteener wrote:Cocks Darren
?
Nice of you to offer James...but erm no thanks
Of course.... what else would it be
