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Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:44 pm
by IanMcLeod
I've been told six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:12 am
by Bruce M
A stern woman arrives in Cyprus and approach the customs desk.

Customs officer: name?
Woman: Angela Merkel

Customs officer: Occupation?
Woman: No, just visiting.

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:56 pm
by jeffnudd
My wife said to me tonight "I want you to make love to me like in the movies" so i shagged her up the a*se and c*m over her face.
Apparently we don't watch the same movies.

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2013 10:11 pm
by decapman
When I first saw my wife I thought she was a fox....




She was Ginger and eating out of a dustbin.

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:47 pm
by 210bhp
What's the similarity between an Essex girls legs and the Beatles?


Neither have been together since the sixties.

Regards
Mike

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:29 pm
by Jimmy
My wife said she is leaving me, apparently it’s due to my obsession with football, I couldn’t believe it – we have been married for nearly 10 seasons!!


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Jimmy

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:12 pm
by richkaz
Tattoo artist to Emma Peel - Once did a tattoo on a bloke with skinny arms but couldn't fit the message in.
Emma Peel - What was the message ?
Tattoo artist - ' A house is not a home without a mothers touch '
Emma Peel - What did you manage to fit in ?
Tattoo artist - ' A house is not a home without a moth '

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:23 pm
by neilbardsley
KS wrote:
MT wrote:What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?


Men will spend 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Alternative version:

What's the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball?

It only takes five minutes to find a golf ball.
On this front.

What is the difference between your c*ck and bonus?

Your Mrs will blow the bonus!

Re: still my fav joke - short and funny

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 3:46 pm
by mycar
Sorry to hear that Neil. :|

Mike.