DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

I didn’t realise I’d been doing this for so long !!

Wonderful!

Bootsy wrote:

How nice is that.

Oh dear.

That yellow car is everything that’s wrong with the world. Superficially it’s fine but examine the thought processes:

‘Where shall we stick the little sticker that says Carrera RSR, boss?’
‘On the back somewhere, doesn’t matter where, just stick it on.’
‘OK. Wouldn’t Porsche have carefully chosen exactly where it should go, though?’
‘Who cares, just stick it on’
‘OK. Shall we do it straight?’
‘No. Don’t bother.’

‘And wheels? How big should we go?’
‘Bigger the better’
‘Really? What about the steering, ride and handling?’
‘Who cares, just make them f*** off massive. Massive stuff is cool’

They are big wheels

‘Where shall we stick the PORSCHE side script, boss?’
‘On the side somewhere, doesn’t matter where, just stick it on.’
‘OK. Wouldn’t Porsche have carefully chosen exactly where it should go, though? And given details in the readily available workshop manual?’
‘Who cares, just stick it on’

‘Shall I line up the top stripe with the line through the bumper boss?’
‘NO’