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Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:26 pm
by bjmullan
Don't worry Mike I will get this thread back on track...
A woman comes home to find her string theorist husband in bed with another woman. “But honey,” he says, “I can explain everything!”
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:38 pm
by kvinyl
There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:07 pm
by Bootsy
Two tomatoes walking up the street.
One says to the other................
Ketchup!
That's highbrow.
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 4:29 pm
by sladey
That's Pulp Fiction that is.
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:49 am
by mycar
What do you call two crows on a branch ?
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:59 am
by bjmullan
Attempted murder.
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:06 am
by mycar
He he ! I`m officially a highbrow jokester.
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:47 am
by Jonny Hart
A Buddhist monk at a hotdog stand: “Make me one with everything.”
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:27 pm
by bjmullan
What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 1:40 pm
by Midlifecrisis
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 7:16 pm
by Bewildebeest
Two parrots sitting on a perch.
One turns to the other and says
"Can you smell fish ?"
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:19 pm
by IanMcLeod
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
It is Einstein's turn so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one metre by one metre square on the ground then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you, you are it!".
Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square metre and as everyone knows that is a Pascal".
Ian.
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 12:22 pm
by IanMcLeod
Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:57 pm
by sladey
IanMcLeod wrote:Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
Re: Highbrow jokes
Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 9:06 pm
by inaglasshouse
Two cats on a roof. Which one slips off?
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The one with the lowest Mu.
You're welcome.