Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:29 pm
Scientists have proven that women have more hair on the hole.
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still my fav joke - short and funny
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Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:49 pm
Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:14 am
Two parrots sat on a perch ,
one says to the other "can you smell fish ?"
one says to the other "can you smell fish ?"
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:54 am
Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "can you smell carrot?"drummerboytom wrote:Two parrots sat on a perch ,
one says to the other "can you smell fish ?"
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:46 pm
Just remebered this one earlier today - short and sweet.
Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme........? Humpme dumpme.
Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme........? Humpme dumpme.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:51 am
It's not my favourite joke, but this did make me chuckle this morning:
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:22 am
When in doubt, Franchise it out 
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:20 pm
What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter
Regards
Mike
A bus shelter
Regards
Mike
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:51 am
At 40 seconds, technically speaking it's not very short, but there is only one word used throughout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4mlLiyjYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR4mlLiyjYo
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:32 pm
210bhp wrote:What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter
Regards
Mike
How do you tell when an Ilkeston (northern version of Essex girl but rougher) girl is having an orgasm.....
she drops her chips
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:07 pm
I suffer from CDO.
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:43 pm
My wife said that she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD....IanMcLeod wrote:I suffer from CDO.
"Close the door five times on your way out," I said
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:07 pm
My wife left me because of my pasta touching fetish .23e Heure wrote:My wife said that she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD....IanMcLeod wrote:I suffer from CDO.
"Close the door five times on your way out," I said
I've been feeling canneloni since she left
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:07 pm
My good lady tells me I've only got two faults.
1. I don't listen and 2.... some other crap she was rattling on about
1. I don't listen and 2.... some other crap she was rattling on about
Re: still my fav joke - short and funny
Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 9:27 pm
Took the wife to the doctors to sort out her tourettes. Turns out she doesn't have it. I actually AM a c#nt and she does want me to f#ck off