Vacancy - Gynaecologist's assistant

Sue O · Post by **Sue O** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:06 pm

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Leeds and sees a card advertising for
a Gynaecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he goes to learn more.

"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the man behind
the desk.

The job Centre assistant sorts through his files and replies,
"Oh, yes, here it is. OK the job entails you getting patients ready for
the gynaecologist."

"You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash
their nether regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off all their pubic
hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's
examination."

"There's an annual salary of £40,000, but you're going to have to go to Birmingham

"Oh, why, is that where the job's at ?" he asks.

"No," replied the assistant, "that's the end of the queue." !!

Barry · Post by **Barry** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:16 pm

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:24 pm

My mate Wayne was a Gyno. Gave it up to be a decorator - does the whole house through the letterbox...

Post by **Bootsy** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:29 pm

cubist wrote:My mate Wayne was a Gyno. Gave it up to be a decorator - does the whole house through the letterbox...

Long time no see Mik - glad to see you've not lost your touch!

cubist · Post by **cubist** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:22 pm

General overhaul of business partnerships, garage contents and future plans have kept me a little busy lately... not lost the 356 love just moved out of 181s and back to my rod roots. Proper rust

Bewildebeest · Post by **Bewildebeest** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:54 am

Last place I worked I was appointed as Official Company Gynaecologist - I was the only one with the necessary qualifications - small hands and a waterproof watch.