The best white van graffiti......

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All tiied up
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The best white van graffiti......

Post by All tiied up »

What is the funniest message you have seen written in the dirt on a vehicle?

I'll start with a couple.......


"This ain't just any dirt -
This is M&S dirt"


"Washed by Ray Charles, and driven like Stevie Wonder"
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Post by King_Jut »

I saw "please pass quietly, driver asleep"

and "your skid stops here!" on the back of an artic
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Post by bjmullan »

And of course the old classic

"If only my girlfriend was as dirty as this van...."
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Post by fourteener »

Ok then the really old one 'plough me'
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"Same shite, different day"
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"Jesus Saves" But Dalglish Gets the rebound.
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