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- Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:10 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The day P. Niss asked for a Raise
- Replies: 0
- Views: 247
The day P. Niss asked for a Raise
I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in hi...
- Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:42 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Very 'cute' and very funny...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 278
- Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:22 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Non-PC nursery rhymes
- Replies: 5
- Views: 360
Non-PC nursery rhymes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh*t, it's Global Warming. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of brea...
- Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:36 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: The chances of this happening ....
- Replies: 2
- Views: 274
- Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:13 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Start them off young!!!
- Replies: 0
- Views: 214
- Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:56 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Creature comforts....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 218
- Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:38 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Some things change.....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 226
- Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:47 pm
- Forum: For Sale - Porsche Parts/Misc etc.
- Topic: Ebay finds....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 265
Ebay finds....
I just found these... might be of intrest..? 911 2.7 full engine gasket set.. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Porsche-911-2-7-full-engine-gasket-seals-and-ring-set_W0QQitemZ180171675845QQihZ008QQcategoryZ10408QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem 911 turbo head gasket set.. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Porsche-911-t...
- Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:35 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Cat and rooster....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 236
Cat and rooster....
A cat falls into a pool a rooster laughs,
what is the moral of the story??
A wet pussy makes a happy c**k
what is the moral of the story??
A wet pussy makes a happy c**k
- Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:32 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: A bricklayers insurance claim...
- Replies: 2
- Views: 333
A bricklayers insurance claim...
Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day...
- Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:54 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Every farmer should have one of these!!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 388
Rabbit..
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level, and says, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle ...
- Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:43 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Metaphors....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 259
- Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:35 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Toilet humour....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 270
- Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:04 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: This is priceless....
- Replies: 4
- Views: 414
This is priceless....
This had me on the floor in stiches LMAO.....watch in the sequential order down below...guarenteed to entertain!! :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5dPMtuZsCw&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRqMzSJMi64&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPvpb...