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These were out of a Christmas cracker, a very cheap one

Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2018 8:21 pm
by Ignatzcatz
Did you hear about the portly alcoholic transvestite - all he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary.
and . . .
I was invited to a party and was told to dress to kill.
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.