Old duck joke
Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:40 pm
A pair of newly wed ducks are in their honeymoon suite. Not wishing to start a family yet, the male duck calls room service for some condoms.
"Certainly Mr. Mallard," said the night porter
"Shall I put them on your bill?"
"Bugger off, what do you think I am, a pervert!"
"Certainly Mr. Mallard," said the night porter
"Shall I put them on your bill?"
"Bugger off, what do you think I am, a pervert!"