Old duck joke

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Old duck joke

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A pair of newly wed ducks are in their honeymoon suite. Not wishing to start a family yet, the male duck calls room service for some condoms.
"Certainly Mr. Mallard," said the night porter
"Shall I put them on your bill?"
"Bugger off, what do you think I am, a pervert!"
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