The story of the snowman
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:02 am
It had been snowing all night, so at
8.00: I made a snowman
8.10: A feminist passed by and asked me why didn't I make a snow woman.
8.15: So I made a snow woman
8.17: My feminist neighbour complained about the size of the snow woman's big breasts (I'm a bloke!) saying it demeaned women.
8.20: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8.22: The transgender person asked why I didn't make just one snow person with detachable parts.
8.25: The vegans at the end of the road complained about the carrot nose, saying food shouldn't be used as decoration.
8.28: I am being called a racist because the snowman is white (I've seen yellow snow but I've never seen brown snow.)
8.31: The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wears a burka.
8.40: The police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8.42: The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role.
8.43: The Council Equalities officer arrives and threatens me with eviction.
8.45: The TV news crew from the BBC show up and ask if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women? I reply "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
9.00: I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9.10: My children are taken by social services.
9.15: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be locked up.
There is no moral to this story, it's just the world today and it's going to get worse!
8.00: I made a snowman
8.10: A feminist passed by and asked me why didn't I make a snow woman.
8.15: So I made a snow woman
8.17: My feminist neighbour complained about the size of the snow woman's big breasts (I'm a bloke!) saying it demeaned women.
8.20: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snowmen instead.
8.22: The transgender person asked why I didn't make just one snow person with detachable parts.
8.25: The vegans at the end of the road complained about the carrot nose, saying food shouldn't be used as decoration.
8.28: I am being called a racist because the snowman is white (I've seen yellow snow but I've never seen brown snow.)
8.31: The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wears a burka.
8.40: The police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8.42: The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicts women in a domestic role.
8.43: The Council Equalities officer arrives and threatens me with eviction.
8.45: The TV news crew from the BBC show up and ask if I know the difference between snowmen and snow women? I reply "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.
9.00: I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9.10: My children are taken by social services.
9.15: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be locked up.
There is no moral to this story, it's just the world today and it's going to get worse!