Enough of this 'air' and 'F1' here's a dirty joke
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:30 pm
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
And
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
(I like that one)
Shall I go on?
Since the snow came all my wife has done is peer through the window. If it gets any worse I might have to let her in.
Last one.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only meant to rough him up a bit.
I'm going now.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
And
My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
(I like that one)
Shall I go on?
Since the snow came all my wife has done is peer through the window. If it gets any worse I might have to let her in.
Last one.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only meant to rough him up a bit.
I'm going now.
