Cyril and Stanley
Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2017 9:18 am
So there were these two gay chappies, Cyril and Stanley. Sadly, Stanley died and there was the funeral and a few days later Cyril got a knock on his door. It was his dear friend Clive.
(Gay accents now)
"Ooo hello Cyril, how are you keeping love?" asked Clive
"Well I'm better now, in fact I making meself a nice curry to have later." said Cyril
Cyril then turned from the kitchen and took a small urn from off the mantelpiece in the dining room and emptied the contents of the urn into the curry.
"Ooo good heavens Cyril wasn't that Stanley's ashes in the urn you just tipped into the curry!"
"That's right love, I just wanted to feel Stanley slide out one last time."
(Gay accents now)
"Ooo hello Cyril, how are you keeping love?" asked Clive
"Well I'm better now, in fact I making meself a nice curry to have later." said Cyril
Cyril then turned from the kitchen and took a small urn from off the mantelpiece in the dining room and emptied the contents of the urn into the curry.
"Ooo good heavens Cyril wasn't that Stanley's ashes in the urn you just tipped into the curry!"
"That's right love, I just wanted to feel Stanley slide out one last time."