DDK - Die Deutschen Klassiker

I have hearing problems.

I went to the doctor and he said, "Can you describe the symptoms ?"

I said "Homer's a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair."

Whist driving along the other day, I thought I saw Irish pop legend Van Morrison in my rear view mirror.

What a fool I felt when I remembered that things appear reversed in mirrors and it was actually a Morrison's Van.

When you go in, you're Russian
When you leave, you're Finnish
What are you while you're there?


European.

Not convinced that's funny.