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and a swing and a miss
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Trying to use the force...but it is not strong with me.
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Photobucket

For it to work, the address in between the img tags needs to be the actual address of the photo itself - so it will normally start with http and end with .jpg or possibly .png - if what you've copied ends with .html or .php or most other things its a web page - not an image
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Barry wrote:......
If I may?

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery shop.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Trump steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to Hillary: “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t even see anything, and I don’t even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.”

Hillary says to Donald: “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life - trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same 3 pastries without stealing or lying, and also prove that I am much cleverer than you!”

Hillary goes to the owner of the bakery and says: “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick!"

Intrigued, the owner accepts Hillary’s offer and gives her a pastry. Hillary swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives her another one. Then Hillary asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

By this time, the owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks: “What did you do with the pastries?”

Hillary replies: “Look in Donald’s pocket”
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It's not - we very rarely moderate here. Few times in the last 14 years actually
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Thats good to know, I will try not to take advantage :) My last two comments did not post. More than likely operator error.

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If you're copying from Facebook you have to actually open the photo then copy the link for the photo.

If you copy the link of the photo from the newsfeed it won't work...


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Maybe stick your photos onto a thread other than 'Donald Trump'
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Funnily enough, I wrote last night that for a Donald Trump joke thread, to give it 2/10 would be generous. I then deleted it. Now I'm undeleting it :roll: .

Honestly, probably the deepest, richest comedy gold ever, and we turn it into a thread about picture hosting :lol: . Oh the shame.
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FFS bloke with pic-posting trauma...


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cubist wrote:FFS bloke with pic-posting trauma...


(it's a Mac. It'll do everything except shag your neighbours au pair -
the lithe, fit one, not the tubby one with thick glasses. She's over at no12 and
most macs are intuitive enough to use a taste filter. Most...)
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trdking wrote:
cubist wrote:FFS bloke with pic-posting trauma...


(it's a Mac. It'll do everything except shag your neighbours au pair -
the lithe, fit one, not the tubby one with thick glasses. She's over at no12 and
most macs are intuitive enough to use a taste filter. Most...)
That.

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